Beautiful architecture, canals and parks, Amsterdam is a city that oozes elegance. However, fortunately for you lot, this nice city also knows how to get naughty!! On an Amsterdam stag do, Pissup will take you to the notorious red light district, strip clubs, spliffingly good cafés and world class nightclubs. We promise to show you the naughty side to this beautiful city.
Dubbed the ‘Venice of the North’, the Dutch capital beautifully houses over 100km of canals and attracts approximately 8.3 million overnight visitors a year from all over the World. Amsterdam is a very compact city which means no unnecessary taxi rides or confusing metro journeys. Everything is easily accessible by foot, which means in just a weekend you are able to explore the world’s most liberal city at ease without much cost or hassle.
Amsterdam is super popular with stag do weekenders for many reasons, and that goes beyond the Red Light area and other Cheech and Chong style activities you can pursue there. For one, it’s close to the UK with flights taking just over hour to arrive. For another Amsterdam boasts an absolutely raucous nightlife, with clubs and bars to suit all comers. This is a city that combines beautiful architecture, a great party vibe, and beer prices that – at the very least – compare favourably with what you’d be shelling out for in a pub back home.
Due to its close proximity to the UK, getting to Amsterdam is a piece of cake. There are several daily flights from both Easyjet and British Airways from Stansted, Luton and Gatwick. The journey only takes 1hr 15 minutes and prices start from as little as £67 if booked a month in advance. The most expensive months of the year to fly are late Spring and Summer, for obvious reasons, but you can get good deals all year round. What about the weather in the Dam? If you want to come in the Summer months it can get up to 21 degrees centigrade in July & August.
The city’s relaxed laws mean that prostitution and cannabis consumption is legal. Anything goes here as demonstrated by the red light district’s brothels, sex shops, peep shows and strip clubs. However, there is a lot more to this beautiful city than its famous neon lights. The Leidseplein area boasts a nice selection of different pubs and bars enabling you to sample some of the continent’s finest beers. Nationalities include Belgian, German, British and of course… Irish!
If it is the local brew that you seek, the doors of the Heineken brewery are open for a tour. Alternatively a trip on a party bus or a beer bike allows you to sink a few bevs and see the sights of this beautiful city at the same time….who said lads can’t multitask?
Named after the famous Dutch painter, the Rembrandtplein is a lively square and the surrounding area plays home to some of the city’s most popular bars and nightclubs. Club Rain is notorious for its cocktails whilst Studio 80 and Escape are considered to be two of the hottest dance floors in town. The Dutch electronic music scene has exploded over the past decade and world class djs always have sets in Amsterdam. Other selected venues to check out include Air, Westerunie and Tonight.
Stag do weekends in Amsterdam aren’t just about weed and partying it up in the Red Light district – there are also plenty of high-octane adrenaline fuelled activities to partake in. Whether you’re into stag classics such as Go Karting Grand Prix, where you’ll get to enjoy almost half-an-hour on arguably the best of Netherland’s top go-karting tracks. Serious speed as well as driving skills are a must if you want to get the best time and take pole position for the final race – and if you win, we’ll even give you a bottle of bubbly at the end to spray over the losers (ahem, we mean your mates!).
What about something a little off the wall? Well how about Urban Golf – forget playing on immaculate laws in the noon day sun: tee off in a city environment. And find out who, in your group is, the street version of Tiger Woods! If you really want to see who has the best aim of your group, then you should try our Pistol Shooting Competition – you’ll have a go using a .22 calibre handgun and .22 calibre pistol.
With an annual turnover of around 650 million Euros Euros Amsterdam’s Red Light area is clearly onto a winner! But navigating this ‘seedy’ zone of brothels, peep shows, and strip clubs can be a bit of nightmare. Especially for lads who are on a ‘look don’t touch’ stag do weekend in the Dutch capital, and who just want to see some nice Dutch ladies get naked. Well we have the perfect solution for you: our Amsterdam Live Porn Evening. You and the boys’ll get taken round this infamous decadent area, heading to a Sex Theatre where you’ll see a hot sex show, followed by Strip Club and Night Club entry.
You’ve gotta eat when you’re out on a lads night out heading to clubs (and strip clubs), especially if you want to keep up the pace. But where to go? Amsterdam is chock a block with restaurants. Well we can sort you out with reservations at a nice centrally located restaurant where you can enjoy a steak dinner…with an extra special dessert: a hot strip show! Book our Steak & Tits Meal and get your night started the way you mean to go on.
Amsterdam weekends are pretty intense and therefore if you should require a break from its madness, you could rent one of the city’s thousands of bicycles and explore its many parks. Alternatively you could embark on a canal tour, the perfect way to fully appreciate the city’s renaissance architecture and recharge your batteries in preparation for the debauchery later on.
Making sure the booze keeps flowing is a must on an Amsterdam stag weekend, but you should try to get out and see some of the city – rather than just nursing that hangover in a dark bar or in your hotel.
If you fancy yourself a bit of an art connoisseur, then we’d suggest heading to The Rijksmuseum which is – the clues in the name – a museum that contains many great 17th century Dutch masters such as Rembrandt and Vermeer. It’s also packed full of the history of this glorious internationalist, trading city (kind of like London with better food & weather) so you can get a hit of culture to show your missus your trip wasn’t all boobs and booze. Amsterdam, like Venice, is linked up with canals so you’d be missing out if you didn’t take a ride on a canal boat! Our Canal Boat Bar Crawl may be the perfect way to combine sightseeing with boozing – and the best thing is you won’t have to walk to get to each bar!
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