Good Things Come In Small Packages!

Say hello to your new little friend! Book our handcuffed dwarf on your mate's stag do in Madrid for one hour.

The dwarf park is one of the funniest ways you can embarrass the groom on his big weekend in the Spanish capital. You pick a location in the city, and our tiny entertainer shows up unannounced as an extra member of your group for 60 minutes.

Don't get this confused with a stripper; this isn't what they are; they're more like one of the lads; they'll have some drinks and play some games with you while they're fully attached to the groom.

What To Expect

You decide where the dwarf will show up. It can be a bar, restaurant or even at one of our pub crawls if you prefer. There are no restrictions!

On the day, they'll pop up at the agreed time and handcuff themselves to the groom, and then he's stuck with them for one hour. He better hope he's gone to the toilet in advance, or else he'll have to try to squeeze into the cubicle with an extra load.

We work with both male and female dwarfs, but the gender will be determined closer to the time of the activity based on their availability.

What You Should Know Before Booking This Activity

• You get to choose the meeting point. It needs to be in Madrid, the entertainer won't be able to travel to any nearby cities.
• The dwarf will be up for a good laugh, but remember to respect them. If they're abused by anyone, we reserve the right to cancel the experience on the spot.
• This activity only includes a 60-minute reservation. If you require more time, please contact us in advance.
• Your group needs to have a minimum of four people in it to confirm this activity.
• The groom will be physically handcuffed to the dwarf for one hour; they won't be able to take them off until the time is up.